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Common Demotivational Poster


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm
Yep! 5 little bottles of h** sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


GOD -


TAGS: people common imaginary friend mariand
Rating: 3.65/5

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djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:23 am
Sooo shared! xx
mariand - April 9, 2012, 12:00 pm
ipa, this poster doesn't say that God exist or it not exist... it just say that most of the people believe in a God... what for do you need a proof?
ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:37 pm
one last comment. I never said god existed, i just asked for proof of postion. to all is say believe/disbelive as you will, just just dont put it in my face with out proof
rerun - March 24, 2012, 9:42 pm

I have a great idea. Let's not continue to comment on this poster. I forsee trouble brewing here. End it now.
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
nice one Mariand... 5L
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:16 pm
I'm not going to play any sides specifically, I'm merely going to ask one question: You said, "unless u can prove it it aint a fact" (copied from your post), now the question: "Where's proof that he does, in fact, exist??"
mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:51 pm
@ipaprime... I believe in God, but if you can't tell me that you've seen Him, if you can't tell me you've touched Him, then He's only your imaginary friend... OUR imaginary fiend.
caveman - March 24, 2012, 7:36 pm
Ipa just relax,i belive in god but i find this poster funny, hell i've made some posters like this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 24, 2012, 7:34 pm
You see. To us it is a fact. It's unimaginable that there is a magic man in the sky.......There's no debate. But this site is not about religion...make a funny pro Jebus poster and we'll 5 it...for the funny...not the delusion.
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 7:17 pm
Welp, ips, I checked…Moti-f-a-k-e…not Motifact. But, I must step aside, every time I type in ‘ipa’ the fridge calls, and who am I to argue in this absente reo situation. Serious, start a thread. I hate 255 charms or less when serious banter is coaxed.
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 7:05 pm
ipa, you're making a 'russels teapot' argument.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:31 pm
or it looks like thats what you are doing.
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 6:30 pm
my thing is people make statements like this as if it is a proven fact. unless u can prove it it aint a fact. i dont care what u believe in just be prepared to back it up if u try and say its a fact.
Greeny - March 24, 2012, 6:10 pm
It looks like Alanis Morissette's
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ipa; start a thread, call it rhetorical religion. That way you can turn a minor Tourette into a full blown facial tic. As for this pic, and seeing those hands, I’m just enjoying the thought that God is a Lady….kinda like a reverse LeRoy Neiman cartoon…….
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:25 pm
It was a rhetorical question ipa. =)
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 3:12 pm
any 1 I dont care
crankyhead - March 24, 2012, 3:10 pm
Which one?
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
does
ipaprime - March 24, 2012, 2:59 pm
Thru the use of science please PROVE god doen not exist
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:32 am
n-i-c-e


IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it




I'M SORRY - It's Cancer.... In your common sense.




Common Sense -




COMMON SENSE -


TAGS: common sense rare valuable
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - December 27, 2012, 7:47 pm

motitwist too


COMMON SENSE - Isn't So Common, Now Is It?




COMMON SENSE -


TAGS: common sense edge of the world
Rating: 3.43/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 8:55 pm
great, now i know better, next time i wont let sean driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . . ..


INTENSITY -


TAGS: life time day value human nature death rollercoaster common sense garden epic fun fear
Rating: 3.47/5

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Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 3:03 pm
Awesomeness.
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 4:14 am
That coaster is in Yokohama, Japan. Answers your question?
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 7:30 am
JUdging by the h**el in the background, I'd say Dubai
rerun - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm

Where the hell is this coaster? Would make the trip for a trip on it.


Feelings -


TAGS: tingly feelings young couples love common sense
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:13 am
The one where the blood starts flowing again to your b*** cheek once you lift one off the couch to fart?
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:11 am
IMO 2nd greatest feeling. Having that first BM after 3 days of constipation...1st place. Thanks for the vote Cannabal.
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 9:03 am
...other than that other tingly feeling...and a sandwich
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 9:08 pm
Greate5t feeling in the whole world.
MissPriss - May 4, 2014, 11:24 am
Thanks Grey!
Greybeard - May 4, 2014, 8:54 am
Ha Ha Ha. 5 frontal Lobotomies... :)
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:29 am
Thanks Dawg!
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:19 pm
Boom. 5


WHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON? - A black body, a white collar and if you get a bad one It'll tear the ass off ya!


TAGS: what do a priest and a guinness have in common
Rating: 4.11/5

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Reality Lord - July 4, 2010, 9:25 am

i thought it was great! still chuckling
manticore - May 9, 2010, 1:18 pm
Might have been funny if it had been original see


ALASKA -


TAGS: bear attacks are common
Rating: 3.89/5

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Pushkin - December 17, 2016, 9:48 am
It's O.J. Simpson. He's finally getting attacked by the White Folks.


DARK AGES -




WAIT! - what if its unlocked?




NARCOLEPSY -


TAGS: not common drunkeness
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 10:59 am

No, I actually think this is the landing.
GySgt1811a - March 16, 2012, 10:58 am
The Fall?


PRIORITIES -




Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


THE PAPER SAID -


TAGS: nothing in common
Rating: 4.8/5

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Master - April 30, 2011, 1:53 pm
I like this, although I interpreted it in more general terms. The San Francisco Chronicle had a ph**ograph showing a whole block reduced to unusable building materials. Three hoses were standing, but they were trashed, too. "Bad" is woefully inadequate.
forseti - April 29, 2011, 2:21 am
profound
marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 7:22 pm
this is awesome 5L, I have family in GA, SC and NC...
rerun - April 28, 2011, 6:56 pm

My brother is in Atlanta. My sis-in-law said it eerie. Everything around them is pretty much gone.
Airman - April 28, 2011, 6:44 pm
my no. 3 son is out of town working this week.. in Knoxville, TN. I watched the Weather Channel a lot last night and texted with him. Not fun
rerun - April 28, 2011, 6:38 pm

WOW!!! Talk about a poster that has a huge impact...especially after the storms in Alabama & Georgia


COMMON SCENTS -




Male or Female -




EVER GET A FUNNY FEELING? -




EFFICIENCY -


TAGS: common kingfisher don t impress fishes that much i think
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - May 5, 2010, 2:05 pm
ROFL
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Blitzkrieg!


THERE ARE 200 DIFFERENT TYPES OF THE COMMON COLD - Gotta catch 'em all.


TAGS: common cold
Rating: 3.86/5

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TRIPLE RX -


TAGS: common cold assignment
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 7:13 am
Deep Veggie....Deep. 5.


THE SNEEZE -


TAGS: common cold cover your mouth dumbass
Rating: 3.5/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 6:42 am
Gross, GS! Did anyone else think the caption would say something about Ron being sick?


VULNERABILITY -


TAGS: common cold day
Rating: 3.11/5

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Produceman117 - December 7, 2009, 6:19 pm
5! "The Bad Seed" circa 2009. Dark stuff.


THE COMMON COLD - Treatment usually takes a week Untreated, about 7 days


TAGS: common cold
Rating: 3.09/5

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FISHING - some do it differently than others


TAGS: fishing animals grandma common
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:44 am
Profound.


Natural Resources -




Hammer -




Common Sense -


TAGS: july 13th calendar common sense gun deodorant
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 10, 2017, 10:31 am
Which probably will be on the other side of the garden lmao
Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 2:12 am
She has two eyes, if it goes off, she can see out of the other one...


Old Man Winter Sucks -




Common Denominator -


TAGS: religion **** common denominator
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - April 2, 2015, 2:14 pm
Oh come one Jesus...you know 5L of that shyt ain't real!
JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 10:00 am
Thanks. Amen heh.
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:22 am
Amen brother 5er


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